{"id":14087,"date":"2018-12-03T16:33:55","date_gmt":"2018-12-03T22:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/?p=14087"},"modified":"2026-01-12T15:36:17","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T21:36:17","slug":"staff-picks-weirdest-government-documents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/2018\/12\/03\/staff-picks-weirdest-government-documents\/","title":{"rendered":"Staff Picks \u2014 Weirdest Government Documents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>During the month of December, Loyola Libraries staff make lists and check them twice. What are these lists about? Anything! You can look at past years&#8217; lists <a href=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/?s=staff+picks\">here<\/a>, and stay tuned for more lists all month long!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/libguides.luc.edu\/government\">Government Information<\/a> is incredibly important for creating an informed citizenry. But also, sometimes it&#8217;s really weird. Here are 7 strange government documents and websites. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-02-35-PM-300x162.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-14096\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-02-35-PM-300x162.jpg 300w, https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-02-35-PM-768x414.jpg 768w, https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-02-35-PM.jpg 845w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/cpr\/zombie\/index.htm\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Zombie Preparedness<\/a> (Center for Disease Control, 2011): The Center for Disease Control is ready for everything, including the zombie apocalypse. So prepared they even have <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/cpr\/zombies\/#\/page\/1\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">a graphic novel<\/a> about it. Thanks, CDC!<\/p>\n<p>2.<a href=\"http:\/\/hotopics.askcarlos.com\/coloringbooks\/fedcourt.pdf\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;m going to federal court!<\/a> (Department of Justice &#8211; Office for Victims of Crime, 1996): Literally just a coloring\/activity book for children that have to testify in Federal Court. It&#8217;s just&#8230; kind of sad that this one exists?<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-07-16-PM-228x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-14097\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-07-16-PM-228x300.jpg 228w, https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-07-16-PM.jpg 544w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>3.  <a href=\"https:\/\/oceanservice.noaa.gov\/facts\/mermaids.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Are mermaids real?<\/a> (US Department of Commerce &#8211; National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, updated 2018): The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has a full webpage dedicated to the question of whether or not mermaid are real. Their conclusion? &#8220;No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.&#8221; So glad we have a website for this.<\/p>\n<p>4. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/77572688@N00\/200098247\/in\/set-72157594214633198\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Wild Horses &amp; Prison Inmates<\/a> (US Department of the Interior &#8211; New Mexico Bureau of Land Management, 1989): I think I kind of want this one for Christmas? Like, could you think of two more random things to throw together? Apparently Northwestern has a copy and I may need to travel north to see this one in person.<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-20-54-PM-140x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"140\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-14098\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-20-54-PM-140x300.jpg 140w, https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-20-54-PM.jpg 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 140px) 100vw, 140px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>5. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.history.navy.mil\/research\/library\/online-reading-room\/title-list-alphabetically\/t\/this-is-ann.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">This is Anne&#8230; She Drinks Blood<\/a> by Dr. Seuss (Army Service Force &#8211; War Department, 1943): I was really excited that this was going to be about the secret vampire scourge that plagued the US in the 1940s, but unfortunately it&#8217;s just an informational pamphlet about malaria.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-32-18-PM-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-14101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-32-18-PM-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/noteworthy\/files\/2018\/12\/12-3-2018-4-32-18-PM-60x60.jpg 60w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>Katherine Tucker Paterson is the Civic Engagement Librarian at the Loyola Libraries. She does not drink blood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the month of December, Loyola Libraries staff make lists and check them twice. What are these lists about? Anything! You can look at past years&#8217; lists here, and stay tuned for more lists all month long! Government Information is incredibly important for creating an informed citizenry. But also, sometimes it&#8217;s really weird. 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