{"id":571,"date":"2011-01-01T23:32:10","date_gmt":"2011-01-01T23:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/requitedarchive.wordpress.com\/?p=571"},"modified":"2021-08-04T19:21:11","modified_gmt":"2021-08-04T19:21:11","slug":"portrait-im-tired-of-stealing-coffins-from-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/2011\/01\/01\/portrait-im-tired-of-stealing-coffins-from-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"Portrait: I&#8217;m Tired of Stealing Coffins from Myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><Br><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d like to tell you a story in which <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I push for the death penalty,<br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0suit you up with a jury <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0and lay your crime before the court<br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0in a manner I learned from Ms. Eliza:<br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\nThree mice rode a gray elephant!;<br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0the first sentence I read aloud in Kindergarten,<br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0but this story isn\u2019t an achievement,<br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0though it is nearly as absurd: your friends are dead, calling from land lines, <\/p>\n<p><Br><br \/>\nauthorities have their location pinned <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0to within inches of depth;<br \/>\n<Br><br \/>\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0evidence will be exhumed as lines unfold from <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0a wet paper swan.<br \/>\n<Br><BR><BR><BR><br \/>\n<Br><strong>Travis Blankenship&#8217;s<\/strong> poetry appears or is forthcoming from <em>A cappella Zoo, Artifice,<\/em> and <em>Smash Cake<\/em> magazines among others. He has been the recipient of a Tin House Writer\u2019s Workshop scholarship, the Jim Wayne Miller Poetry Prize, a Geoffrey McClevly Memorial Award, and a Bondurant Prize in poetry.  He founded the Goldenrod Poetry Festival now in its 6th year at Western Kentucky University.  Currently, he is senior editor of the <i>Yalobusha Review<\/i> and lives in Mississippi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019d like to tell you a story in which \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I push for the death penalty, \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0suit you up with a jury \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0and lay your crime before the court \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0in a manner I learned from Ms. Eliza: Three mice rode a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":384,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9926],"tags":[21983],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/384"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1969,"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions\/1969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/libblogs.luc.edu\/requited\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}